Sunday, August 31, 2008

Police praise Igor

Toronto - The Toronto Police Service heaped praise on Igor today for his help in registering several thousand bicycles since his arrest. Police spokesperson Sgt.Arthur Crash said that because of Igor the TPS was able to assimilate many more cyclists into its database. Crash claimed, "this will save taxpayers many thousands of dollars when the province moves to license cyclists next year".

2 comments:

Steeker said...

to license cyclists next year". this is a joke right.

Anonymous said...

better be a joke, otherwise leaving Toronto will look even more appealing than it already does.