Canadian military denies Ford was member

Newsflash - The Canadian Armed Forces today denied that Toronto Councillor Rob Ford was ever part of a specialized Canadian military task force or ever in the military for that matter. Cpl. Poupoun called rumours of Ford's exploits as a military officer as "...just that, rumours. Fallacy." He claimed that, "If anyone was ever sent to blow up a car and came back with burnt lips that they would be put in the stockade long term."