A dream job.

This was lifted from a job posting for a Toronto hotel. At least they are honest.
Reporting to the Manager of Parking; you will be responsible for providing Hotel Guests with to quality, safe, fast valet service. This position requires working various shifts, including working weekends. Your working environment is an internal/external one. Which include exposure to cold dirt, vehicle exhausts, noise, dust, heat, odours, poor lighting at times, rain, snow, and a lack of privacy.