Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Mayor: Citizen's to choke on new website.

The master of spin, David Miller, has come up with an innovative new term for a study. This breaking new ground in a City where studies are notorious for meaning they intend to do nothing. Citizens will now have a website to see how much they are polluting. This should provide Mayor Miller the ability to do nothing about pollution, while claiming he is, until the next election.

In other news, the Mayor has ordered that Toronto's official flag be changed to a condom. He believes this will prevent the electorate from feeling screwed by City Hall.

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