Miller provokes argument between economist and lobotomist

Mayor Miller's comments in the Toronto Star has provoked a fierce argument between noted economist Stanley Wakennut and lobotomist Dr. Earl Brickshort. Both put convincing arguments forward as to why Mayor Miller fails to mention cycling as a non polluting alternative. Wakennut claims the Mayor realizes that without cars he would lose revenue tool. Brickshort claims that a recently lobotomy he performed on the Mayor has wiped the word 'bicycle' from his memory.

"It's a really powerful tool because people want to do the right thing, and government's role is to show them how."

Miller said the program will help people form carpools and perhaps even form a solar power co-operative, as some Toronto groups already are doing."