Rob Ford Lost!

Toronto Police today issued a missing persons report for Councillor Rob Ford. The Councillor reportedly had car trouble this morning and had to take the TTC. His wife told police he left home at 6am and has not been seen since, it was his first trip ever on the TTC. In another report TTC security took an unknown person, who was delaying a subway, into custody. The person continued ranting and raving about the narrow seats as he was led away.