Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Toronto Cyclist Traffic Report

This Traffic report brought to you by the Bike Joint. No bikes for sale but a mechanic with a big heart.

"Heavy smog this morning all over the city. Take it easy on those uphills. Winds are calm, high humidity.
Drink extra water. Due a subway delay things are moving slowly along Bloor and the Danforth. Slalom time.

Cars are just pylons. Not bad in the bike lanes, although an SUVr at Bloor and Spadina has decided to park in the bike lane and get a double double. What an asshole. I say offer her a free coffee crisp with her free parking spot when she gets back. Happy Bike Week and ride on."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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